From the General Motors Futurama Exhibit, 1940. Featured in the Harry Ransom Center’s upcoming “I Have Seen the Future: Norman Bel Geddes Designs America” exhibit.
i hope this doesnt turn out how i think it will
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JOURNALISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please hand me a machine gun I’m willing to get my hands dirty
Smackdown spoilers*
Johnny Ace comes out in a People Power wheelchair pushed by Eve. He says that Big Show will face a mystery opponent in a warmup match later tonight.
Ezekiel Jackson comes out and tells Ace to get out of the chair as it belongs to his new manager Lex Luger! Luger crawls out and cuts a promo saying that even though he’s a cripple he could still take Ryback, for example. Ace books Ryback vs. Luger for the PPV.
Ryback beats six local jobbers, all of whom do stretcher jobs.
Christian beats Cody Rhodes in a squash. Lex Luger wheels out and puts Christian in a torture rack, indicating his target ISN’T Ryback! Backstage, an exasperated Ace books Luger vs. Christian for the PPV.
We see Christian doing a stretcher job as Sin Cara comes out, pulls out his dick and announces himself as the Big Show’s opponent. Squash match as Show pummels him with the WMD. Another stretcher job.
*yeah right. We want Wade
